I don’t know why I found this request for proposal so funny, but I did. Probably because most municipal RFPs are for, like, fireman pants.

So there you have it. You have until 3 p.m. Thursday to get in touch with the city to tell them why you, yes you, should be the one to take over the lease at the decrepit Ottawa Baseball Stadium. Hope you own a hammer and a mop to go with your baseball team!

Actually, the city could probably do without your bid to bring the Smalltown SoandSos to Canada’s capital, especially since they already have a serious proposal that involves the Toronto Blue Jays.

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